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May 28th 12 · 53,358 notes [Flash 10 is required to watch video]
the-absolute-funniest-posts: milesjai: me with everything I’ve ever loved. Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
May 27th 12 · 120,168 notes
May 26th 12 · 81,808 notes
  • parents are sleeping
  • me: alright better be quiet they need some sleep
  • i'm sleeping
  • parents: ok it's time to vacuum for hours and yell at each other and put glass in the garbage disposal and land a helicopter on the roof
cbowmcdizle: theastonishingpost: Done with only a spray can! Well. Actually a few spraycans. 
YOU’RE SO FUCKING SLOW AND FAT, WHAT DO YOU WEIGH HA-HA-HA YOU CAN’T FUCKING SING I’LL START A FUCKING FIGHT GET OUT MY WAY YOU FUCKING HO I’M DRIVING HERE TONIGHT  JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE OVER BODIES EVERY DAY (HEY) JINGLE BELLS, GO TO HELL BITCH WHAT DID I SAY RUN THAT ASS CUZ YOU CAN’T HIDE FROM MY MOTHERFUCKING SLEIGH HEY
May 22nd 12 · 50,781 notes
May 22nd 12 · 22,093 notes "Mom I think I'm dying" "I don't care you're still going to school"

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May 22nd 12 · 3,026 notes